HORRIBLE NEWS

LAST WEEK I MADE AN APPT WITH MY DENTIST BECAUSE THE 4 MOLARS ON THE TOP LEFT SIDE NEXT TO MY RECENTLY FIXED CROWN, MOVED WHEN I TOUCHED THEM SIDEWAYS.
NOT MUCH BUT ENOUGH TO MAKE ME WONDER.
DID I HAVE A SINUS INFECTION THAT AFFECTED THAT SIDE?
WAS IT A GUM DISEASE?

THIS MORNING WHEN I GOT UP I THOUGHT MAYBE IT'S CANCER OF THE PALATE.
OH SHIT, I'LL HAVE TO BUY A SHOT GUN AND BLOW MY BRAINS OUT BEFORE THE PAIN GETS TOO BAD.
MY APPT WAS AT 15:45 AND THE RESULT WAS WORSE THAN I EXPECTED.

I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I HAD A PERMANENT BRIDGE OF 4 TEETH THERE.
THE GLUE WAS LOOSE AND HE RE GLUED THEM AT NO CHARGE.

THE HORRIBLE NEWS IS THAT I MUST HAVE ALZHEIMERS!