Thursday, December 16, 2004

VACATIONS

FROM 1971 T0 1992 I LIVED IN A SNOW BELT IN NY STATE.
EVERY WINTER SNOW SNOW SNOW.
I GOT TO HATE SNOW.
SO WHO DO I MARRY, A WOMAN WHO LIVES FOR SNOW,
SKIING AND THE MOUNTAINS.
TOMMORROW WE LEAVE FOR THE ALPS…WHERE THERE IS NO SNOW.
WHAT IS THE WEATHER REPORT FOR
TOMMORROW NIGHT AND SATURDAY,
YOU GOT IT. SNOW.
I AM NOT REALLY AFRAID OF DYING, BUT I AM AFRAID OF DYING ON THE HIGHWAY WITH A PILEUP OF 50 CARS. THESE DAMN FRENCH JUST LOVE SPEED NO MATTER WHAT.
IF I DON’T POST ANYTHING BY MONDAY, YOU KNOW I AM EITHER DEAD OR MAIMED.

LIFE GOES ON, WHAT A COUNTRY!

Monday, December 13, 2004

IT ALWAYS HAPPENS!!!!

WE LEAVE FRI FOR A WEEKS VACATION IN THE ALPS.

OF COURSE I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH MY BACK
ON IT'S WAY OUT.

I DRUGGED UP, AND HOPE BY FRIDAY IT WILL
BE BETTER.

EVERY TIME WE PLAN SOMETHING, ONE OF US
HAS SOME SORT OF MEDICAL PROBLEM!!

GETTING OLD SUCKS BIG TIME!!!