Friday, October 22, 2004

THE PHANTOM IN MY APPT

OUR BATHROOM DOOR IS NEXT TO OUR BEDROOM DOOR AND
WHEN I AM IN THE TUB I CAN SEE DOWN THE HALLWAY TO THE KITCHEN DOOR.
IT NEVER FAILS THAT WHEN I THINK MY WIFE IS IN THE BEDROOM,
SHE HAS WALKED THE HALLWAY TO THE KITCHEN.

WHEN I AM HOME ALONE IN THE LIVINGROOM WATCHING THE TV,
SHE CAN ENTER, CLOSE THE DOOR AND WIND UP IN THE STUDY.
SHE HAS THE STEALTH OF A CAT STALKING A MOUSE.
IT REALLY UNNERVES ME SOMETIMES.

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