VACATIONS

FROM 1971 T0 1992 I LIVED IN A SNOW BELT IN NY STATE.
EVERY WINTER SNOW SNOW SNOW.
I GOT TO HATE SNOW.
SO WHO DO I MARRY, A WOMAN WHO LIVES FOR SNOW,
SKIING AND THE MOUNTAINS.
TOMMORROW WE LEAVE FOR THE ALPS…WHERE THERE IS NO SNOW.
WHAT IS THE WEATHER REPORT FOR
TOMMORROW NIGHT AND SATURDAY,
YOU GOT IT. SNOW.
I AM NOT REALLY AFRAID OF DYING, BUT I AM AFRAID OF DYING ON THE HIGHWAY WITH A PILEUP OF 50 CARS. THESE DAMN FRENCH JUST LOVE SPEED NO MATTER WHAT.
IF I DON’T POST ANYTHING BY MONDAY, YOU KNOW I AM EITHER DEAD OR MAIMED.

LIFE GOES ON, WHAT A COUNTRY!