ALWAYS WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT

TODAY I WENT TO MY 8:10 TO 8:45 TOUR.
IT WASN’T AS COLD AS IT’S BEEEN, ONLY4° TODAY,
BUT DRIZZLEY.

I FINISHED THEN WENT TO 10/10 TO SHOP AND TO
THE BANK TO PICK UP A CHECKBOOK THAT WAS READY.
I GOT HOME TOOK OFF MY COAT AND DROPPED A SALES RECEIPT.
I WENT TO PICK IT UP , AND BANG…MY BACK WENT OUT.
IT WAS 10 A.M.

I CALLED THE POLICE TO SAY I COULDN’T FINISH THE DAY,
AND HAVE BEEN LYING DOWN SINCE.

NOW MY WIFE AND I ARE BOTH INVALIDS…..

FUCK!