CHARITY CASE

TODAY WHILE WAITING TO GET OUT OF MY CAR TO STAND AT MY POST,
A GRAND DAD KNOCKED ON MY WINDOW TO ASK IF I WANTED THE COAT HE
HAD IN HIS HAND.

IT WAS A NICE IMITATION LEATHER (PLASTIC) COAT.
I SAID I HAD PLENTY ,
HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO TOSS IT ,
BUT HE THOUGHT OF ME WORKING OUTDOORS.
I SAID I'M TOO BIG BUT HE SAID IT WAS REALLY LARGE.
SO I TOOK IT TO APPEASE HIM.
IT WAS A 2XX AND JUST ABOUT FIT ME.
HAS NICE ZIPPERS AND COAT HOOKS ON IT I COULD USE IF I CUT IT UP.

WELL...I'M NOW A BONIFIDED CHARITY CASE...

YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT WE EARNED LAST YEAR...WOW...NOT BAD FOR A CHARITY CASE.