MY WEEKEND

THE WIFE WAS WASHING CLOTHS ON SAT MORN AND I GAVE HER MY PANTS.
SHE ASKED IF I CHECKED THE POCKETS AND I SAID YES.
AFTER 5 MINUTES I WONDERED WHERE I LEFT MY MOBILE PHONE.
I CALLED IT FROM MY WIFE'S AND GOT MY VOICE MAIL. EH OH.

WE WENT TO THE MACHINE AND GOT MY WET PANTS OUT.
THERE WAS A DIRTY TISSUE, A PACK OF TISSUES, AND IN THE MACHINE WAS MY PHONE.
WHAT A JERK....ALZHEIMERS....

I TOOK IT APART AND DRIED IT A BIT.
THE BATTERY WAS OK CAUSE IT LIT UP . BUT THE REST WAS SHOT.

ANNIE WENT TO FRANCE TELECOM TO GET A NEW ONE FOR ME . THE CHEAPEST WAS A SIEMENS AT 79€. I SAID GET IT. SHE CALLED LATER AND SAID THEY WERE ALL OUT AND THE CHEAPEST THEY HAD WAS 179€

I SAID FORGET IT.....THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT THE PHONE STORE ON THE WAY BACK.
I CALLED HER AND SAID STOP TO CHECK THERE.
SHE FOUND A SAGEM FOR 89€, AND I TOLD HER BUY IT.

THE SIM CARD FROM MY OLD PHONE WAS OK SO I NOW HAD A NEW PHONE AND DIDN'T LOOSE ANY NUMBERS.
I AM AN OLD JERKY ALZHEIMER CANDIDATE.