Wednesday, June 01, 2005

BAD NEWS...GOOD NEWS

TODAY I GOT MY SCOPE.
AFTER PUTTING ME ON THE TABLE IN THE OPERATING ROOM?
THE NURSE SHOT SOME GEL UP MY PRIVATE HOLE.
OUCH!!!!!!
IT WON'T HURT.....RIGHT
AFTER 10 MINUTES OR SO THE SURGEON CAME IN AND SAID BONJOUR AND I SAID MAUVAISE JOUR.

HE TOOK THE SCOPE AND I CLOSED MY EYES AND WAITED..
.WELL IT DIDN'T NOT HURT!!! OUWWW
HE SHOVED AGAIN AND SECONDS LATER...FINI!!!

AFTER PUTTING MY CLOTHES BACK ON I WENT DOWN TO THE CONSULTAION ROOM.

HE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING WAS OK..THERE WAS A BLOCKAGE, A NAROWWING OF THE TUBE WHICH HE CUT OUT WHILE HE WAS IN THERE AND EVERYTHING SHOULD BE OK NOW.
I DON'T NEED THE ROTO ROUTER FOR 2 OR 3 YEARS...50 GRAMS OF PROSTATE,
STILL BIG BUT MANAGEABLE..........WOOPIE!!!!!!!

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