I STINK !

FOR THE LAST SEVERAL WEEKS
I'VE NOT BEEN BATHING IN THE MORNING.
THIS ENABLES ME TO SLEEP AN EXTRA HALF HOUR.
I TAKE A BATH IN THE AFTERNOON OR EVENING.
SOMETIMES I GO A DAY OR TWO WITHOUT BATHING.
I CHANGE MY CLOTHS EVERY DAY.

BUT THIS IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF
GETTING FN OLD!

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I'D BATH 2 OR 3 TIMES A DAY.

THE CLOCK IS
COUNTING DOWN!!!!!!!!!