Tuesday, June 13, 2006

RANT

THERE ARE 3 MORE WEEKS BEFORE SUMMER VACATION STARTS.
I AM BECOMING MORE AND MORE OF A MENTAL SERIAL KILLER.
LET ME EXPLAIN.
THERE ARE PEOPLE I HAVE BEEN KILLING OFF MENTALLY FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER AND IT HAS BECOME OVERWHELMING THE LAST FEW DAYS.
MAYBE IT'S THE INTENSE HEAT THAT IS MAKING ME LESS TOLERANT THAN EVER.

HERE IS MY LIST:
  1. WOMEN WHO DRIVE THEIR KIDS TO SCHOOL WITHOUT ATTACHING SEAT BELTS ON THE KIDS.
  2. THE PARENTS WHO PUT LITTLE KIDS UNDER 3 IN THE FRONT SEAT WITHOUT A SEAT BELT.
  3. WOMEN WHO TAKE THEIR KIDS TO SCHOOL AND NEVER USE THE PASSAGE PIETON (CROSSWALK)
  4. THE WOMEN WHO USE THE CROSSWALK ,BUT DON'T STOP TO LOOK IF TRAFFIC IS CLEAR AND SAFE.
  5. THE WOMEN WHO DON'T STOP AT THE STOP SIGN AND JUST TURN AND GO THROUGH.
  6. THE WOMEN WHO DON'T STOP BEFORE THE CROSSWALK WHEN I AM STOPPING TRAFFIC TO CROSS KIDS.
  7. THE ASSHOLES WHO DON'T STOP AT THE STOP SIGN AND ALSO HAVE A PHONE IN THIER HAND HAVING A HEATED CONVERSATION.
  8. THE TEACHERS WHO MOUNT THE HILL AND NEVER USE THE CROSSWALK (GOOD ROLE MODELS)
  9. THE ASSHOLES WHO USE THE STREET THAT IS INTERDIT(FORBIDDEN) TO CARS INSTEAD OF THE NORMAL ROAD.
  10. MOTOR BIKES WHO HAVE NO MUFFLERS AND MAKE ENOUGH NOISE TO WAKE THE DEAD

NOTICE I USE WOMEN ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY IN MY LIST. IT'S BECAUSE 95% OF THE ASSHOLES I KILL OFF MENTALLY, ARE WOMEN.

THE LIST GOES ON AND ON.

I HOPE I MAKE IT THRU THE NEXT 3 WEEKS WITHOUT GOING POSTAL!

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