WHAT A COUNTRY!!!!!!

I WENT TO MY BANK THIS MORNING TO DEPOSIT SOME CASH.
THERE WERE NO SECURITY DOORS WORKING AND THERE WAS A SECURITY GUARD(HA) WITH A GUARD DOG IN THE ENTRANCE.
THERE WAS ALSO A SIGN SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT TRANSACTIONS.
WHEN IT WAS MY TURN I ASKED CAN I DEPOSIT SOME CASH?
THE TELLER RESPONDED BY SAYING NO.
I THEN ASKED WHEN CAN I?
AND SHE SAID BY THE END OF THE MONTH.
SHE GAVE ME THE LOCATION OF ANOTHER BRANCH.

WHEN I GOT TO THE OTHER BRANCH THERE WAS GUARD DOG WITH A MUZZLE ON, LYING DOWN OUTSIDE AND A SECURITY GUARD (HA HA ) ON THE INSIDE PLAYING WITH HIS MOBILE PHONE.

I WENT TO THE TELLER AND DEPOSITED THE CASH TO MY ACCOUNT IN THE OTHER BRANCH AND ASKED WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM AT MY BRANCH.
SHE TOLD ME THERE WERE 2 HOLDUPS ON CONSECUTIVE FRIDAYS THERE.

NOW YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY!
WHAT A BUNCH OF AHOLES RUNNING THIS COUNTRY'S BANKS.

THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS,
"IF YOU NEED MONEY, ROB A BANK IN FRANCE"