ALWAYS WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT

TODAY I WENT TO MY 8:10 TO 8:45 TOUR.
IT WASN’T AS COLD AS IT’S BEEEN, ONLY4° TODAY,
BUT DRIZZLEY.

I FINISHED THEN WENT TO 10/10 TO SHOP AND TO
THE BANK TO PICK UP A CHECKBOOK THAT WAS READY.
I GOT HOME TOOK OFF MY COAT AND DROPPED A SALES RECEIPT.
I WENT TO PICK IT UP , AND BANG…MY BACK WENT OUT.
IT WAS 10 A.M.

I CALLED THE POLICE TO SAY I COULDN’T FINISH THE DAY,
AND HAVE BEEN LYING DOWN SINCE.

NOW MY WIFE AND I ARE BOTH INVALIDS…..

FUCK!

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I SWEAR I DIDN'T COPY HERS. WHAT A COINKIDENSE!!!

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WEATHER REPORT

FN COLDDDDD THIS MORNING.
I USED TO LIVE UPSTATE NY WHERE
WINTERS WERE COLD. REALLY COLD.

NOW WHEN THE TEMP HITS 2°C
LIKE IT WAS THIS MORNING
MY WHOLE BODY SHIVERS.

MUST BE AGE!
I BUNDLED UP BUT STILL FELT THE CHILL
CAN'T WAIT TILL THIS DAY IS OVER
SO I CAN STAY IN THE APPT.

OLD SUCKS! COLD SUCKS!
GOLD.....THO...WOULD BE NICE AND I
WOULD NEVER FEEL THE ICE CAUSE I'D BE
LIVIN WHERE THE SUN SHINES ALL THE TIME.