YOU CAN'T WIN

THE OTHER DAY I SAW GREEN TOILET PAPER IN ANNIE'S FAVORITE BRAND AND THOUGHT IT WOULD GO GOOD IN THE NEMOURS GREEN BATHROOM.



WRONG!
SHE HATES THAT COLOR GREEN.
WOMEN!

I STINK !

FOR THE LAST SEVERAL WEEKS
I'VE NOT BEEN BATHING IN THE MORNING.
THIS ENABLES ME TO SLEEP AN EXTRA HALF HOUR.
I TAKE A BATH IN THE AFTERNOON OR EVENING.
SOMETIMES I GO A DAY OR TWO WITHOUT BATHING.
I CHANGE MY CLOTHS EVERY DAY.

BUT THIS IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF
GETTING FN OLD!

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I'D BATH 2 OR 3 TIMES A DAY.

THE CLOCK IS
COUNTING DOWN!!!!!!!!!

DAMNED ECONOMY

IN THE LAST WEEK
I HAVE LOST 15.6% OF MY I.R.A. RETIREMENT.
SINCE I DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH IN IT TO BEGIN WITH,
THAT IS A BIG CHUCK.

OH WELL, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU!

JOB WELL DONE

THE START AND THE FINISH AT MY POST.

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