THIS MORNING

I AM A STICK OF DYNAMITE WITH A SHORT FUSE!

ON THE EDGE OF COMPLETE INSANITY!

KEEP OUT OF MY PATH TODAY!

I'M EVEN AFRAID OF MYSELF!

AND I DIDN'T BOIL IT!

I STOPPED IN INTERMARCHE ON THE WAY HOME FROM THE DENTIST.
LOW AND BEHOLD THEY HAD A HAM 10KLG + FOR 24.44€ AND I WALKED AROUND THE STORE
TWICE BEFORE I DECIDED TO BUY IT.
NEVER SAW ONE FOR THIS PRICE BEFORE...
AS A MATTER OF FACT NEVER SAW ONE AT ALL.

THE LAST HAM I BOUGHT WAS LAST YEAR AND IT COST ME 60€ AND IT WASN'T THIS BIG.

I TITLED THIS "DIDN'T BOIL IT" CAUSE I ALWAYS MADE A BOILED COLD HAM FOR MY PARTIES AND MY PAL STORTS KIDS ME ABOUT BOILING MEAT.
IT IS MAGNIFICENT DON'T YOU THINK?