1) I OPENED AND APPROVED THE BROOKS BROTHERS ACCT FOR BILL COSBY'S FATHER.
2) I TALKED TO JUDY GARLAND ON THE PHONE (SHE WAS 2 SHEETS TO THE WIND)
3) I CLOSED THE BENDEL ACCOUNT OF THE GIRLFRIEND OF CRAZY JOE GALLO.
4) I SLEPT IN AN EAGLES NEST ON TOP OF A 40 FOOT PINE TREE.
5) I MADE LOVE TO A WOMAN ON A DOCTOR'S EXAMING ROOM TABLE.
6) I SPENT A WEEKS SALARY ON AN OPEL RING FOR MY GIRLFRIEND WHEN I WAS 18
7) I LEFT A GOOD JOB IN THE U.S. TO MOVE TO FRANCE AND BE UNEMPLOYED FOR 13YEARS.
8) I BOUGHT MY FIRST WIFE MATERNITY DRESSES IN HENRI BENDEL WHEN I WAS 20.
9) I DUG A CAVE IN A SAND PIT WHEN I WAS 8 AND LIVED TO TELL ABOUT IT.
10) I COMMUTED 3 HOURS EACH WAY TO WORK FOR 7 YEARS.
