FRANCE TELECOM

ONCE AGAIN AT NEMOURS IT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO CONNECT TO THE NET.
FRANCE TELECOM SAID THE LINE IS FINE, BUT IT'S THE ONLY PLACE IN FRANCE WE HAVE TROUBLE CONNECTING.

THERE IS EXPOSED WIRES NEAR THE ROOF THAT HAS NEVER BEEN FIXED AFTER SEVERAL CALLS TO THEM.

FINALLY WE ARE SUBCRIBING TO NEUF TELECOM FOR AN ADSL LINE IN NEMOURS.
17.90€ PER MONTH FOR A YEAR.

WE'LL SEE IF THAT SOLVES OUR INTERNET PROBLEM IN NEMOURS.
2 WEEK WAIT FOR THE MODEM...

VACATION

LAST DAY TODAY AT WORK.

I'LL BE BACK SEPT 1 TILL THEN IT'S SLEEP LATE

(8AM)

NO SCHEDULE AND NO CRAZY FRENCH DRIVERS.

AHH, THAT'S A VACATION

HOT

I HAVEN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING FOR AWHILE BECAUSE IT'S BEEN SO FN HOT I AM LISTLESS WHEN I COME HOME. I CAN HARDLY EAT...YES ME F.G.I.F. CAN HARDLY EAT.

I REALLY HATE THIS WEATHER. THERE IS NO RELIEF IN SIGHT. THE FAN HELPS AT NIGHT , BUT NOT ENOUGH....

BEAR WITH ME TILL I CAN CATCH MY BREATH AGAIN

HOW TO MAKE A GOOD CAKE

1. GET MAD AT YOUR WIFE
2. THROW SOME FLOUR IN A BOWL
3. THROW SOME SUGAR IN THE BOWL
4. THROW A COUPLE OF BIG GLOBS OF MARGARINE IN
5. THROW SOME OLD BANANAS IN THE BOWL
6. MASH THEM ALL TOGETHER WITH A FORK
7. BREAK 2 EGGS IN THE BOWL AND WHIP THEM IN
8. SHAKE A FEW SHAKES OF SALT IN
9. PUT A DROP OF VANILLA EXTRACT IN
10. SPRINKLE SOME BAKING POWDER ON THE MIXTURE
11. AND MIX IT ALLTOGETHER AWHILE
12. BAKE AT 200°C FOR 30 MINUTES IN A GREASED PAN
13. DA DUM...DELICIOUS!

HORRIBLE NEWS

LAST WEEK I MADE AN APPT WITH MY DENTIST BECAUSE THE 4 MOLARS ON THE TOP LEFT SIDE NEXT TO MY RECENTLY FIXED CROWN, MOVED WHEN I TOUCHED THEM SIDEWAYS.
NOT MUCH BUT ENOUGH TO MAKE ME WONDER.
DID I HAVE A SINUS INFECTION THAT AFFECTED THAT SIDE?
WAS IT A GUM DISEASE?

THIS MORNING WHEN I GOT UP I THOUGHT MAYBE IT'S CANCER OF THE PALATE.
OH SHIT, I'LL HAVE TO BUY A SHOT GUN AND BLOW MY BRAINS OUT BEFORE THE PAIN GETS TOO BAD.
MY APPT WAS AT 15:45 AND THE RESULT WAS WORSE THAN I EXPECTED.

I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I HAD A PERMANENT BRIDGE OF 4 TEETH THERE.
THE GLUE WAS LOOSE AND HE RE GLUED THEM AT NO CHARGE.

THE HORRIBLE NEWS IS THAT I MUST HAVE ALZHEIMERS!

ARLINE
BORN:OCT 12,1942
DIED JUNE 2, 1993

A TRIBUTE TO MY FIRST WIFE, FRIEND
AND MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN.

SHE PASSED AWAY 12 YEARS AGO TODAY,
AFTER A STRUGGLE WITH CANCER.

TAKEN AWAY BEFORE HER TIME.

SHE WAS A FRIEND I DEARLY MISS.

BAD NEWS...GOOD NEWS

TODAY I GOT MY SCOPE.
AFTER PUTTING ME ON THE TABLE IN THE OPERATING ROOM?
THE NURSE SHOT SOME GEL UP MY PRIVATE HOLE.
OUCH!!!!!!
IT WON'T HURT.....RIGHT
AFTER 10 MINUTES OR SO THE SURGEON CAME IN AND SAID BONJOUR AND I SAID MAUVAISE JOUR.

HE TOOK THE SCOPE AND I CLOSED MY EYES AND WAITED..
.WELL IT DIDN'T NOT HURT!!! OUWWW
HE SHOVED AGAIN AND SECONDS LATER...FINI!!!

AFTER PUTTING MY CLOTHES BACK ON I WENT DOWN TO THE CONSULTAION ROOM.

HE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING WAS OK..THERE WAS A BLOCKAGE, A NAROWWING OF THE TUBE WHICH HE CUT OUT WHILE HE WAS IN THERE AND EVERYTHING SHOULD BE OK NOW.
I DON'T NEED THE ROTO ROUTER FOR 2 OR 3 YEARS...50 GRAMS OF PROSTATE,
STILL BIG BUT MANAGEABLE..........WOOPIE!!!!!!!

PAPOOSE

INTERESTING HOW THE CUSTOMS FROM ONE'S COUNTRY ARE HARD TO BREAK.
EFFICIENT AND CHEAP TAKING THE KIDS TO SCHOOL



PAPOOSE FRENCH STYLE

THE GOOD AND THE BAD

FIRST THE GOOD..
I MAY NOT NEED A ROUTO ROUTER JOB THIS SUMMER

THE BAD.....
NEXT WED AFTERNOON THEY WILL LAY ME DOWN NAKED ON A TABLE,
STICK A NEEDLE IN MY PENIS,
THEN PUT A SCOPE INTO ME TO SEE HOW MY AMPUTATED PROSTATE IS GOING.
IF THERE SEEMS TO BE NO BLOCKAGE OR PRESSURE ON MY URETHRA..

NO OPERATION IN JULY...
BUT IS THIS THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN TELL?

OH WOE IS ME!!!!!!!

FEELINGSSSSSSSSSS

SEE THE SMILE ON MY PROFILE PHOTO?

WELL I AIN'T SMILING...I FEEL LIKE SHIT, BEEN COUGHING FOR A MONTH?
BOUT TIME I GO SEE OUR DOCTOR.
I HURT AND HAVE NO APPETITE(NOT ME)

AND I HAD TO CHANGE MY SHOES,
CAUSE MY SOCKS KEEP
CREEPING DOWNWARD TOWARD MY TOES

MY WEEKEND

THE WIFE WAS WASHING CLOTHS ON SAT MORN AND I GAVE HER MY PANTS.
SHE ASKED IF I CHECKED THE POCKETS AND I SAID YES.
AFTER 5 MINUTES I WONDERED WHERE I LEFT MY MOBILE PHONE.
I CALLED IT FROM MY WIFE'S AND GOT MY VOICE MAIL. EH OH.

WE WENT TO THE MACHINE AND GOT MY WET PANTS OUT.
THERE WAS A DIRTY TISSUE, A PACK OF TISSUES, AND IN THE MACHINE WAS MY PHONE.
WHAT A JERK....ALZHEIMERS....

I TOOK IT APART AND DRIED IT A BIT.
THE BATTERY WAS OK CAUSE IT LIT UP . BUT THE REST WAS SHOT.

ANNIE WENT TO FRANCE TELECOM TO GET A NEW ONE FOR ME . THE CHEAPEST WAS A SIEMENS AT 79€. I SAID GET IT. SHE CALLED LATER AND SAID THEY WERE ALL OUT AND THE CHEAPEST THEY HAD WAS 179€

I SAID FORGET IT.....THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT THE PHONE STORE ON THE WAY BACK.
I CALLED HER AND SAID STOP TO CHECK THERE.
SHE FOUND A SAGEM FOR 89€, AND I TOLD HER BUY IT.

THE SIM CARD FROM MY OLD PHONE WAS OK SO I NOW HAD A NEW PHONE AND DIDN'T LOOSE ANY NUMBERS.
I AM AN OLD JERKY ALZHEIMER CANDIDATE.

BACK HOME

WE GOT HOME ON THE 5TH AND SLEPT ALL DAY.
ON FRI THE 6TH WE WENT TO NEMOURS.
I WAS STILL SICK (THE WHOLE VACATION WITH A BAD COLD)

BUT THE WIFE WHO WAS STILL HURTING
MOWED THE LAWN
WEEDED THE GARDEN
MOVED OUR BEDROOM FUNITURE TO THE EMPTY ROOM SO
THE CARPENTER COULD START REPAIRING THE FLOOR

AND CLEANED THE HOUSE.....
WOMEN ARE DEFINITELY THE STRONGER SEX

I MADE SAUSAGES AND I WAS POOPED FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND

TV OR THEATER?

THE TV IS SMALL 65"

WE ARE VISITING MY DAUGHTER IN ATLANTA

THIS IS ONE OF 4 TVS IN THE HOUSE

WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?

VACATION IN THE STATES

GOT HERE OK.
3 MOVIE FLIGHT
BED AT 9:30 PM
GOT UP AT 3 AM FOR PETIT DEJ....


GOT TO ADJUST

SPRING ARRIVES

CHERRY BLOSSOMS IN NEMOURS

THIS WAS YESTERDAY MORNING IN NEMOURS...
MILD AND SOME SUN.
TODAY IT'S RAINY AND CHILLY.

IT SNOWED IN THE EAST AND THOUSAND WERE WITHOUT ELECTRIC.

CRAZY WEATHER!!!

A TRIBUTE TO MY LATE MOTHER

JULIA

BORN 1909
DIED 1988

SHE WAS A BEAUTY..AND I NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO SAY

"I LOVE YOU MOM"
ROTTEN KID I WAS!!!

THANKS TO MY COUSIN JOE FOR THIS OLD PHOTO

I COULD FN SCREAM!!!!

TODAY WAS HOPITAL DU JOUR.
A ONCE A YEAR TOTAL WORKUP IN THE HOSPITAL.
I GOT THERE 7:45 AND WAS THE FIRST OF 12. THE FIRST TO GIVE BLOOD THE FIRST TO GIVE THEM MY 3 DAY COLLECTION OF PISS, THE FIRST TO BE WEIGHED AND THE FIRST TO BE PUT IN THE WAITING AREA.

THAT WAS THE LAST OF THE FIRSTS!
EVERYBODY WHO CAME AFTER ME LEFT BEFORE ME..I GOT FEED UP TOLD THE NURSE THIS ISN'T RIGHT AND LEFT BEFORE THE DR CALLED ME IN FOR MY RESULTS. SIX HOURS IN THE HOSPITAL WAITING WAS TOO MUCH.
NEVER AGAIN...HAPPENED THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE AND NEVER 3 TIMES.....NEVER!!!!

I WAS SO UPSET I STOPPED TO EAT ..ANOTHER FIASCO. A NOVICE AT THE COUNTER...
WHEN I ORDERED NO DIET COKE LEFT,SO I SAID NO DRINK...
I HAD TO WAIT AGAIN FOR THE SANDWCH TO BE READY... A DOUBLE EFFECT BEEF...
WHAT A FN LOUSY GREASY BURGER........NEVER AGAIN!

THEN ON THE WAY HOME ON THE QUAI THE COPS PULLED ME OVER????????
WHY?, THE PLATE IN FRONT WAS OLD THE WRONG COLOR...
THE CAR IS OLD TOO 1991....NO TICKET BUT JUST AN INCONVIENIENCE....
FUCK TODAY!!!!!

ANAL RETENTIVE!!!

NOW I'VE GOTTEN USED TO USING THE DISHWASHER. I NEVER HAD ONE
IN THE STATES.

BUT MY WIFE DRIVES ME CRAZY WITH IT...

I USE A MEASURING CUP FILLED TO A1/2 LITER OF BOTTLED WATER EVERY MORNING AND HEAT IT UP IN THE MICROWAVE.

WATER! CO2...NOTHING ELSE

SO WHERE DO I FIND IT WHEN IT'S NOT WHERE I PUT IT?

IN THE FN DISHWASHER......WHY WASH A GLASS DISH WHICH ONLY CONTAINED WATER?????

FUCK THAT ANNOYS ME!!!

THE PARIS MARATHON 2005...IN PHOTOS

THE PARIS MARATHON 2005

I SPENT HOURS PUTTING THIS TOGETHER .
FOR THE MOST PART IT'S IN ORDER FROM TOP TO BOTTOM.

PLEASE MAKE COMMENTS SO I KNOW MY WORK WAS NOT IN VAIN.

THANKS!

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