PUSSY

I ACTUALLY PETTED A CAT TODAY.
I WAS SITTING ON THE WALL LEDGE ON MY 13H TOUR,
BECAUSE MY BACK WAS HURTING.
A CAT, NOT AN ADULT AND NOT A KITTEN WAS ON THE LEDGE BEHIND ME. WHEN I SAID BONJOUR, IT JUMPED BACK INTO THE YARD.
AS I WAS SITTING THERE IT NUDGED MY HAND FROM BEHIND
AND I PETTED IT UNDER THE CHIN AND BEHIND THE EARS.
IT STAYED AND WAS NOT LOOKING MY WAY, JUST ENJOYING WHILE IT LOOKED OUT FOR BIRDS.
I GUESS IT WAS ON A HUNTING MISSION.
LATER ON IT WENT INTO THE STREET AND THEN RAN BACK UP THE WALL INTO THE YARD FROM WHENCE IT CAME.

NOW EVERYONE KNOWS I HATE KIDS, CATS, AND COUNTRY MUSIC.
BUT NOW IT’S DOWN TO THE COUNTRY MUSIC.
LOOK WHAT AGE DOES TO YOUR BRAIN, IT SOFTENS IT.

SHIT, I’M A PUSSY!