GETTING OLD

1. I WENT TO BED LAST NIGHT AT 9 P.M.
   
   
2. I GOT UP EVERY HOUR AND COULD NOT
   GET COMFORTABLE.
   
3. I HURT. I WENT TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH BUT IT WAS COLD
   
4. WENT BACK TO THE BED AT 3AM
   
5. STILL GOT UP EVERY HOUR.
   
   
6. GOT UP AT 6 AM HAD BREAKFAST
   USUALLY MY FAVORITE MEAL.
   
7. MY EGGS HAD DOUBLE YOKES AND ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS TWIN CHICKS.
   
8. I HAD TROUBLE FINISHING THEM WITH THE THOUGHTS OF THE TWINS.
   
   
9. WENT TO WORK? IT WAS 7°C BUT I WAS FREEZING,HURTING AND COULDN'T WAIT TO RETURN.
   
   
10. THIS IS WHAT OLD IS..IT SUCKS...
    
11. 2 YEARS 8 MONTHS AND 14 DAYS TO RETIREMENT....HOPE I MAKE IT.