THE VACATION

ON THE THIRD DAY MY WIFE WENT TO DOCTOR BECAUSE OF CHEST PAINS SHE HAS HAD SINCE THURS.
EVERY FN DR IN NEMOURS WAS ON VACATION.
AFTER 8 TRYS SHE FOUND ONE IN THE MORNING
WHO WAS SO BOOKED THAT HE COULD ONLY
SEE HER AT 7:30 PM .
WHEN WE GOT THERE THERE WERE STILL 3 AHEAD OF US.

IT WAS NOT A HEART THING.
BUT HE THOUGHT IT WAS A MUSCLE PULL.

TODAY SHE WOKE UP WITH A TERRIBLE COLD.
SHE WENT TO BED AT 8PM.
I AM NOT SLEEPING IN THE SAME BED TONIGHT!!!

SO I WILL STAY ON THE COUCH.

OH AND IT SNOWED TODAY...

LILLIE

I SAW MY SWEETHEART TODAY.
I CARESSED HER NECK AND CHIN.
IT'S BEEN AWHILE SINCE I'VE BEEN ABLE TO
TOUCH HER WARM VELVETY BODY.

WHEN THE FAMILY IS HOME SHE IS
ALWAYS AVAILABLE.

BUT WHEN THEY ALL LEAVE THE HOUSE
SHE IS CHAINED UP.
SHE IS TOO FAR TO TAKE A PHOTO AND
I'M UNABLE TO CARESS HER.

MY DARLING LILLIE HAS GROWN AND
MATURED.

I WISH SHE WERE MINE!!
I LOVE HER SO...

THE MOST PRESTIOUS DOG IN THE WORLD!

HYPE ABOUT SKYPE

FINALLY MY BEST FRIEND IN THE STATES LOADED SKYPE.
I NOW HAVE 3 PEOPLE TO SKYPE WITH. IF THE REST OF MY
FAMILY AND FRIENDS WOULD HOOK UP. LIFE COULD BE SO CHEAP!
NO MORE LONG DISTANCE TELEPHONE BILLS.

HOT DOG!!!

ONLY IN AMERICA

Feb 4, 10:49 PM (ET)
DURANGO, Colo. (Reuters) - A Colorado judge ordered two teen-age girls to pay about $900 for the distress a neighbor said they caused by giving her home-made cookies adorned with paper hearts.
The pair were ordered to pay $871.70 plus $39 in court costs after neighbor Wanita Renea Young, 49, filed a lawsuit complaining that the unsolicited cookies, left at her house after the girls knocked on her door, had triggered an anxiety attack that sent her to the hospital the next day.
Taylor Ostergaard, then 17, and Lindsey Jo Zellitte, 18, paid the judgment on Thursday after a small claims court ruling by La Plata County Court Judge Doug Walker, a court clerk said on Friday.
The girls baked cookies as a surprise for several of their rural Colorado neighbors on July 31 and dropped off small batches on their porches, accompanied by red or pink paper hearts and the message: "Have a great night."
The Denver Post newspaper reported on Friday that the girls had decided to stay home and bake the cookies rather than go to a dance where there might be cursing and drinking.
It reported that six neighbors wrote letters entered as evidence in the case thanking the girls for the cookies.
But Young said she was frightened because the two had knocked on her door at about 10:30 p.m. and run off after leaving the cookies.
She went to a hospital emergency room the next day, fearing that she had suffered a heart attack, court records said.
The judge awarded Young her medical costs, but did not award punitive damages. He said he did not think the girls had acted maliciously but that 10:30 was fairly late at night for them to be out.

I THOUGHT

I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY!!

BUSH TAKES THE GOLD METAL.

IF THE WORLD SURVIVES THE NEXT 4 YEARS
IT JUST MIGHT RECOVER IN THE NEXT CENTURY

IF THERE IS A GOD...HELP US PLEASE!!!!

RANT OF THE DAY

FN DAMN BACK. FN DAMN WIFE FN DAMN EVERYTING.

WITH THE MIND OF A 20 YEAR OLD MASTER OF HIS DOMAIN,
I'M STUCK WITH A FN BODY OF AN ARTHRITIC 80 OLD IN
A 62 YR OLD FRAME. WITH A FRENCH WIFE WHO NOW
CONTROLS MY LIFE...FIGHT AS I MAY TO KEEP MY
IDENTITY, SHE IS BEATING ME ON EVERY MOVE.

DECISIONS ABOUT MONEY, HOUSEHOLD, BEING SICK.
HER SOLUTION IS TO SEE A DR FOR EVERY ACHE AND PAIN
AND IF THEY DON'T HELP, SEE ANOTHER TILL WHAT THEY SAY
PLEASES HER. SO GOES THE MEDICAL SYSTEM...
SO GOES MY MISERABLE LIFE...I HAVE NO CONTROL....
SHE SAYS NO ,BUT I SAY STAY OUTTA MY FN KITCHEN..
I COOK SHE ARRANGES MY FOOD.
IT'S A NEW SEARCH EVERY TIME I LOOK FOR
AN INGREDIENT.....

SO GOES THE RANT OF THE DAY!

ALWAYS WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT

TODAY I WENT TO MY 8:10 TO 8:45 TOUR.
IT WASN’T AS COLD AS IT’S BEEEN, ONLY4° TODAY,
BUT DRIZZLEY.

I FINISHED THEN WENT TO 10/10 TO SHOP AND TO
THE BANK TO PICK UP A CHECKBOOK THAT WAS READY.
I GOT HOME TOOK OFF MY COAT AND DROPPED A SALES RECEIPT.
I WENT TO PICK IT UP , AND BANG…MY BACK WENT OUT.
IT WAS 10 A.M.

I CALLED THE POLICE TO SAY I COULDN’T FINISH THE DAY,
AND HAVE BEEN LYING DOWN SINCE.

NOW MY WIFE AND I ARE BOTH INVALIDS…..

FUCK!

GOT THIS FROM ALITHINKS

I SWEAR I DIDN'T COPY HERS. WHAT A COINKIDENSE!!!

Your Famous Blogger Twin is Wil Wheaton

You're a friendly, funny guy (or girl) next door With more than a touch of geekiness

Who's Your Famous Blogger Twin?

WEATHER REPORT

FN COLDDDDD THIS MORNING.
I USED TO LIVE UPSTATE NY WHERE
WINTERS WERE COLD. REALLY COLD.

NOW WHEN THE TEMP HITS 2°C
LIKE IT WAS THIS MORNING
MY WHOLE BODY SHIVERS.

MUST BE AGE!
I BUNDLED UP BUT STILL FELT THE CHILL
CAN'T WAIT TILL THIS DAY IS OVER
SO I CAN STAY IN THE APPT.

OLD SUCKS! COLD SUCKS!
GOLD.....THO...WOULD BE NICE AND I
WOULD NEVER FEEL THE ICE CAUSE I'D BE
LIVIN WHERE THE SUN SHINES ALL THE TIME.

GREVE

TODAY IS A GREVE OF THE EDUCATION NATIONAL.
THE ECOLE MATERNAL I SURVEILLE IS CLOSED,
BUT THE PRIMARY SCHOOL IS OPEN.
I CROSSED 13 KIDS THIS MORNING.

MY WIFE WOULD BE ON STRIKE
AND WE WOULD LOOSE A DAY'S PAY,
BUT SHE HAS A STAGE IN PARIS TODAY
SO SHE WAS LUCKY.

THERE ARE MANY REASONS FOR THIS STRIKE!
ONE IS THERE HAS BEEN NO RAISE IN PAY IN 5 YEARS
FOR MY SPOUSE AND OTHERS LIKE HER
THEY WANT TO GIVE 0.05% BUT THE ADDITIONAL CHARGES
THEY ARE TAKEING FOR OTHER THINGS
WILL OBLITERATE THIS MINISCULE INCREASE.

THEY ARE ALSO SUPPRESSING OVER 3000 JOBS.

THIS GOVERNMENT REALLY SUCKS!

GOING STEADY

40 YEARS AGO TODAY I WENT STEADY WITH MY FIRST WIFE.
WE WERE BOTH 17, SHE WAS A SENIOR IN H.S.
AND I WAS A FRESHMAN AT C.C.N.Y.

I BELIEVE IT WAS A SUNDAY.

WE MARRIED ON AUGUST 26, 1961.
WE SEPERATED AFTER X-MAS IN 1978.
DIVORCED IN MAY 1983.
SHE PASSED AWAY ON JUNE 2 1993.

INFLATION

IN 1969 AFTER WORKING FOR BROOKS BROTHERS FOR 4 YEARS
I WAS PROMOTED TO COLLECTION MANAGER.
I HAD 3 COLLECTORS, 1 TYPIST AND A SECRETARY UNDER MY
SUPERVISION.
I WORKED 4O HOURS A WEEK AND FROM
THANKSGIVING TO CHRISTMAS
I WORKED 6 DAYS A WEEK.
I HAD 2 WEEKS VACATION A YEAR.

TODAY IN 2005 , I AM A SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD, ONE OF 11 IN MY TOWN.
I WORK 35 MINUTES A SHIFT, 4 TIMES A DAY.
ON WEDNESDAY I WORK ONLY 35 MINUTES TWICE A DAY,
AND EVERY OTHER WEDNESDAY I HAVE OFF.
I GET ALL THE SCHOOL HOLIDAYS AND AM OFF
THE WHOLE SUMMER.

I JUST GOT MY YEAREND PAYCHECK STUB (PAGE).
AFTER CONVERTING THE EUROS TO DOLLARS I EARNED $10,377.44 GROSS.


THAT’S ABOUT WHAT I EARNED IN 1969…..AS A 3 PIECE SUIT, BUTTON DOWN COLLAR JR EXECUTIVE.

THAT’S INFLATION!!!!!!!!!!

GALLETTE DE ROI

THEY ARE GENERALLY MADE WITH AN ALMOND PASTE FILLING,
BUT SINCE MY WIFE DOESN'T LIKE ALMONDS,
I MADE THIS WITH A SHREDDED APPLE FILLING.
IT WAS REALLYYYY GOOODDDDDD!!

GALETTE DE ROI..HOMEMADE 

NICE DESERT...VERY RICH...
100GRMS BUTTER AND 100 GRAMS SUGAR WITH 3 SHREDDED APPLES
IN THE FILLING.

JERKS

SOME JERK LEFT A NASTY COMMENT ON MY BLOG YESTERDAY..
THE COWARDLY BASTARD DIDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO SIGN IT!

I WANT COMMENTS, BUT NOT FROM ASSHOLES! WHAT A JERK!!!

HOLIDAYS

I HATE HOLIDAYS.
I'VE HATED THEM SINCE 1978.

I CAN'T WAIT TILL THEY ARE OVER.
I REALLY FN HATE UM.

HOLIDAY SPIRIT...BAH HUMBUG!!!

LAZY

I SLEPT MOST OF THE AFTERNOON.
NOTHING ON TV.
ATE LEFTOVERS...
CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S 9 PM
WHERE DID THE TIME GO...GOT UP AT 6AM

READERS

I KNOW 3 PEOPLE WHO READ MY BLOG.
AND I AM ONE!!!!
WHY IS IT PEOPLE, FRIENDS, MAYBE EVEN FAMILY
NEVER LEAVE COMMENTS????

LUCKILY I READ MY OWN JUST SO
WHEN I HAVE NO MEMORY LEFT
I CAN FILL MYSELF IN ON MY LIFE.

HAPPY NEW YEAR
BONNE ANNEE

THE STORY OF BAKED HAM

THE STORY OF BAKED HAM

ONCE UPON A TIME IN DEC 1999 MY FRIENDS
WAYNE AND MOE AND THEIR SON ZAC
CAME TO FRANCE TO VISIT.
THERE WAS A TEMPEST OF THE CENTURY THAT WEEK
AND I WAS SICK, SO THEIR STAY WAS NOT VERY ENJOYABLE
AS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN.

THE ONE GOOD THING WAS A BAKED HAM I MADE.
VERY HARD TO FIND HERE. AS I REMEMBER WAYNE AND I FOUND
A JAMBON DE VENDEE, ABOUT 5 KLG AS I REMEMBER AND IT
WAS ABOUT 30$ AS I REMEMBER.

WELL I HAVEN’T HAD A BAKED HAM SINCE. SO WHEN WE GOT TO NEMOURS
AFTER OUR VACATION IN THE ALPS, I WENT OUT TO LOOK FOR A HAM.
I GOUND THE CHEAPEST HAM THERE WAS (SANDWICH HAM THEY SLICE)
AT 7.90€ A KLG. IT WAS 7.755 KLG AND THE COST WAS 61.26€.

NOW CONVERSION….7.755 KLG =17.09 LB
AND THE COST WAS 61.26€ WHICH EQUALS $82.70…
DAH THAT’S $4.839/LB.
THIS IS THE WONDER BELOW.




BAKED HAM 

THE END OF THE VACATION

WELL IT SNOWED ALL DAY X-MAS.
WE WOKE UP TO 30 CM/11.8 in OF SNOW.
THE DAY WE HAD TO LEAVE!!!

I SHOVELED OUT THE CAR...WAS DEAD AFTER.
OF COURSE THE WIFE DID EVERYTHING ELSE.
SHE'S FRENCH...SHE TAKES CHARGE.

AFTER 7 HRS ON THE ROAD WE ARRIVED SAFELY
AT NEMOURS.
THE FOTO BELOW SHOWS ANNIE BEFORE WE LEFT LA CLUSAZ

MY WIFE PUTTING CHAINS ON THE CAR 

FRIENDS

IT'S BEEN OVER TWO WEEKS SINCE I SENT THE SKYPE SITE
TO THOSE PEOPLE I REALLY WANT TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH.
FREE PHONE WITH YOUR PC.

NOT 1, EVEN FAMLIY HAS CHOSEN TO SET IT UP.
NO-ONE HAS THE TIME FOR DOING THIS LITTLE THING
THAT WOULD PLEASE ME TO NO END.

SO MUCH FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!!!

WEDNESDAY IN LA CLUSAZ

WELL I VENTURED OUT YESTERDAY TO GO SHOPPING.
WE BUNDLED UP AND LEFT. THE GROUND HAD SOME SNOW,
BUT ONCE WE GO TO THE SIDEWALK ON THE STREET IT WAS OK.

WE WENT TO SUPER U AND STOCKED UP. I GOT US SOME LUMP EGGS AND
ST.MORET FOR XMAS.
CAVIAR IS "HORS PRIX" FOR US AND THE EGGS TASTE
ALMOST LIKE AT 3.77€ A JAR. THE ST MORET IS LIKE CREAM CHEESE SO
ON LITTLE TOASTES IT IS A GREAT HORS D'OUVRE.

ANNIE TOOK PHOTOS AND SO DID I SO WE COULD HAVE THEM FOR
POSTERITY. I POST THEM EVERYDAY ON OFOTO.

SHE WENT SKIING AFTER LUNCH AND I WATCHED A VERSION OF JACK
AND THE BEAN STALK WITH MATHEW MODDENE.
IN THE LAST 40 MINUTES OF PART 2,
I REALISED I SAW THIS FILM BEFORE. OLD!!ALZHEIMERS! BUT
THE BENEFIT IS YOU GET TO ENJOY STUFF YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN.

ANNIE TOOK SOME PHOTOS AND VIDEOS WITH MY CAMERA AND I POSTED
THE PHOTOS ON OFOTO.
AS FOR THE VIDEOS...WELL SHE DID 6 AND ALL LAUGHABLE.
I COULD SEND THEM IF YOU LIKE. BUT ON REQUEST ONLY.

NOTHING ON TV LAST NIGNT SO I WENT TO BED AT 8PM.
ANNIE WOKE ME AT 12 WHEN IT WAS
TIME TO GO TO BED.
I SLEPT PRETTY GOOD AND GOT UP THIS MORNING AT 6:30 AS USUAL.

TUESDAY NIGHT

WELL TUES AND I WENT OUT ONCE
SINCE WE'VE BEEN HERE.
COLD OUT DERE!!

ANNIE SKIED AGAIN TODAY
I POSTED PHOTOS ON OFOTO.

HAD FARINA FOR DINNER
ANNIE HAVING SMOKED SALMON.

BEEN ON NET SENDING EMAILS
AND POSTING PHOTOS,AND WATCHING
TV. FILM MERLIN 3HRS LONG
WEEW...LONG.

OUT OF FOOD SO, TOMMORROW
DOWN TO SUPER U TO BUY FOOD.

CLICK LINK FOR PHOTOS OF XMAS VACATION

WE ARRIVED IN LA CLUSAZ YESTERDAY SAFE AND SOUND.
THE RENTAL APPARTEMENT IS THE BEST
WE HAVE EVER HAD IN THE 12 YEARS I HAVE BEEN HERE.

SPACIOUS WITH SUCH A FULLY EQUIPED KITCHEN
AND THE FRIDGE IS ALMOST A REGULAR SIZE.

I LOVE IT!

WHEN I LOAD SOME PHOTOS LATER THIS WEEK,
I WILL POST THE LINK HERE FOR YOU TO SEE.

VACATIONS

FROM 1971 T0 1992 I LIVED IN A SNOW BELT IN NY STATE.
EVERY WINTER SNOW SNOW SNOW.
I GOT TO HATE SNOW.
SO WHO DO I MARRY, A WOMAN WHO LIVES FOR SNOW,
SKIING AND THE MOUNTAINS.
TOMMORROW WE LEAVE FOR THE ALPS…WHERE THERE IS NO SNOW.
WHAT IS THE WEATHER REPORT FOR
TOMMORROW NIGHT AND SATURDAY,
YOU GOT IT. SNOW.
I AM NOT REALLY AFRAID OF DYING, BUT I AM AFRAID OF DYING ON THE HIGHWAY WITH A PILEUP OF 50 CARS. THESE DAMN FRENCH JUST LOVE SPEED NO MATTER WHAT.
IF I DON’T POST ANYTHING BY MONDAY, YOU KNOW I AM EITHER DEAD OR MAIMED.

LIFE GOES ON, WHAT A COUNTRY!

IT ALWAYS HAPPENS!!!!

WE LEAVE FRI FOR A WEEKS VACATION IN THE ALPS.

OF COURSE I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH MY BACK
ON IT'S WAY OUT.

I DRUGGED UP, AND HOPE BY FRIDAY IT WILL
BE BETTER.

EVERY TIME WE PLAN SOMETHING, ONE OF US
HAS SOME SORT OF MEDICAL PROBLEM!!

GETTING OLD SUCKS BIG TIME!!!

CLICK THIS LINK TO SKYPE SITE

JUST FINISHED A SKYPE CONVERSATION WITH A FRIEND
IN CHICAGO ON THE SET OF NEW PLAY SPAMALOT.
SOUND WAS GOOD QUALITY AND I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT'S USE.

ONE THING TO SAY

I AM DEPRESSED!

RIPPOFF OF THE CENTURY

RIPOFF OF THE CENTURY

I HAVE A MINOLTA NUMERIC CAMERA THAT I LOVE.
I’VE TAKEN THOUSANDS OF PHOTOS IN THE LAST 2 YEARS.

A FEW MONTHS AGO I NOTICED A TINY SCREW MISSING,
WHICH HOLDS A PART OF THE CASEING TOGETHER.
I DON’T KNOW HOW IT DISAPPPEARED, BUT IT HAS BEEN
ANNOYING TO SAY THE LEAST.
I KEPT THE CASE TOGETHER WITH A RUBBERBAND AROUND IT.

MY WIFE BROUGHT IT BACK TO WHERE WE PURCHASED IT ,
FNAC A VERY FINE DEPT STORE FOR ELECTRONICS, TVs AND BOOKS ETC.

THEY SAID IT NEEDED TO BE SENT BACK TO THE FACTORY.
WELL FOR A SCREW ¼ THE SIZE OF THE SCREW ON EYEGLASS FRAMES,
WE / I REFUSED TO BE WITHOUT THE CAMERA.

JUST TODAY , SHE TOOK IT TO A MINOLTA SERVICE AFTER SALES
STORE IN PARIS, TO GET THE SCREW PUT IN.
NOW REMEMBER THIS SCREW IS SO FN SMALL,
YOU PRACTICALLY NEED A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO SEE IT.

IT COST 14.22€ WHICH AT TODAY’S EXCHANGE RATE IS $19.05….
I BET THE JAPANESE ECONOMY RISES SOON WITH THAT KIND OF RIPOFF ON PARTS….
AND I REMEMBER THINKING GM WAS A RIPOFF WITH A DENTED BUMPER
AT $500.00 TO REPLACE IN 1991.

OBSERVATIONS

PEOPLE WHO HAVE EMAIL LESS THAN 3 YRS LOVE TO FWD SHIT!
BUT CAN'T RESPOND TO A SERIOUS EMAIL.

PEOPLE IN THE USA ARE NEVER HOME ON WEEKENDS
SO YOU WIND UP PAYING TO TALK TO THEIR ANSWERING MACHINE.

THEY CAN'T CALL BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE LONG DISTANCE
IN THEIR PHONE/CABLE/INTERNET PACKAGE

PEOPLE IN THE USA ARE ALWAYS BUSY!!!!!

I LOVE HANGING OUT DOING NOTHING!!!!

THE MORE I AM AWAY FROM AMERICANS
THE LESS I MISS THEM.

WHAT A PITY ............

HOW OLD ARE YOU?????

THIS MORNING I SAW A TALL LANKY BLACK KID
DIDDY BOPPIN UP THE HILL GOING TO THE HIGH SCHOOL.

IN THE 50’S WHEN I WAS A KID IN BROOKLYN,
IF YOU DIDN’T DIDDY BOP
YOU WERE DEFINITELY NOT WITH IT.

TIME MARCHES ON,
BUT HISTORY
ALWAYS REPEATS IT’S SELF!

NOTHING TO SAY

IT'S COLD,
AND I'VE GOT NOT
ONE INTERESTING THING
TO SAY!

OFF TO THE COUNTRY

AFTER I FINISH MY NEXT TOUR DE DUTY,
WE LEAVE FOR THE WEEKEND AT NEMOURS.

ANNIE CAN'T EVEN LIFT HER SAC.
THIS IS THE WOMAN WHO'S GOING SKIING
XMAS WEEK. I GET SICK JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.

SHE NOW HAS A BACK AS BAD AS MINE
MORE TO COME AFTER THE WEEKEND.

IT'S WEDNESDAY AND

WE STILL HAVEN'T EATEN ALL THE TURKEY.
I MADE TURKEY SALAD FOR TONIGHT BY STRIPPING THE BONES

AND WE STILL HAVE STUFFING AND SWEET POTATOES LEFT.
NOT TO MENTION PIE AND CHEESECAKE.

IT MAY BE FRIDAY BEFORE WE FINISH.
OH WELL, NEXT YEAR I'LL HAVE TO MAKE BIGGER DOGGIE BAGS.

THE PARTY'S OVER...TIME TO CALL IT A DAY

IT’S OVER…..THE MEAL WAS SUPERB….EVEN THOU THE TURKEY HAD NO REAR END
(THEY CUT THE WHOLE THING OUT HERE. THE EXPRESSION REAM HIS ASS REALLY GOES FOR TURKEYS HERE), IT WAS SUCCULENT.

I EVEN ATE A WHOLE PLATE THIS YEAR. NORMALLY I JUST HAVE THE ASS, STUFFING , CRANBERRY SAUCE, AND DESSERT.

THE CHEESECAKE DID N’T LQQK TOO BAD AFTER I FLIPPED IT, AND THE PUMKIN PIE WAS GOOD, BUT THE BOTTOM WASN’T REALLY COOKED WELL.
ALL IN ALL IT WAS A GREAT DAY, CONVERSATION WISE, FOOD WISE AND RELAXATION WISE.

THE BEST PART IS ANNIE AND I WON’T BE EATING TURKEY ALL WEEK AND WINDING UP THROWING THE REST AWAY A WEEK LATER.
I WAS ABLE TO MAKE DOGGIE BAGS FOR EVERYONE BEFORE THEY LEFT AND WE HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT TILL WEDNESDAY.

WE GOT SOME VERY COOL HOUSE GIFTS.
ANNIE’S NIECE BROUGHT A BOUQUET OF ROSES
ARMELLE AND JULIAN BROUGHT A GREAT PICTURE FRAME
AND CAT AND RON BROUGHT A PAIR OF SEAFARING BOOK ENDS AND A
BAROMETER IN THE SHAPE OF A SHIPS WHEEL FOR ANNIE’S MARINE ROOM IN NEMOURS.

AND OF COURSE MAT AND ANAIS WERE THE BEST BEHAVED KIDS YOU WOULD EVER WANT TO BE WITH. THEY ATE WITH US AND SHARED THE DAY WITHOUT A BOTHER. LOVE THOSE KIDS!!!!!!


RON SENT ME SOME PHOTOS, BUT I COULDN'T OPEN THE MIME.
I GOT ONLY 1 OUT OF 6 . I'LL BE POSTING AN OFOTO SITE LATER THIS WEEK.
WRITE ME IF YOU WANT TO SEE IT AND I'LL SEND THE SITE TO YOU.

THE GUESTS WHO WERE HERE WILL GET THE ADDRESS AS SOON AS I POST IT.

HERE IS THE SHOT RON TOOK OF ME AND MY PIE.



ME AND MY PIE 

THANKSGIVING

SUNDAY WE CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING IN OUR APPT.
THERE WILL BE 11 OF US. THE SAME PEOPLE EVERY YEAR SINCE 1994.
ARMELLE AND JULIAN THE FRENCH TEACHER MARRIED TO THE CUBAN SURGEON.
( I MET JULIAN IN 1994 IN A STAGE FOR FRENCH FOR FOREIGNERS )
ARTEM THE GEORGIAN+ GUEST
(I MET ARTEM IN ANOTHER FRENCH STAGE AND WE BECAME FRIENDS)
RON, HIS WIFE CATHERINE AND THEIR 2 CHILDREN MAT AND ANAIS.
(I MET RON IN ALLIANCE FRANCAISE, HE IS A RETIRED AMERICAN PROF FROM LOUISIANNA MARRIED TO A FRENCH WOMAN. THEIR KIDS WERE BORN SINCE 1994, SO THEY KNOW THANKSGIVING AS A BIG MEAL AT OUR HOUSE) THIS YEAR ANNIE’S NEICE FIONA IS COMING ALSO. SHE IS A STUDENT STUDYING TO BECOME AN INTERPRETOR. SHE SPEAKS FRENCH, ENGLISH, SPANISH AND GERMAIN.

LAST YEAR THE MEAL COST 147.42euros INCLUDING THE TURKEY OF 7.3KLG WHICH COST 31.76euros ALONE

SO FAR THIS YEAR I HAVE SPENT 121.26euros WITHOUT THE TURKEY. ANNIE WILL PICK IT UP SAT.
REMEMBER TODAY THE EURO IS WORTH $1.30.
THIS IS NOT THE STATES WHERE YOU GET A FREE TURKEY IF YOU SPEND $100 IN THE SUPERMARKET.
PLUS WE HAD TO ORDER THE TURKEY A WEEK AHEAD SINCE IT IS NOT AN ITEM YOU FIND ANYWHERE.


I’LL BE MAKING
1. A DEEP DISH APPLE PIE
2. A CHERRY CHEESECAKE
3. A PUMKIN PIE (BROUGHT THE PUMKIN PIE FILLING FROM THE STATES)

4. A 6 TO 7 KLG STUFFED TURKEY
5. MASHED POTATOES
6. GRAVY
7. BROCCOLI
8. A PAN OF SWEET POTATOES WITH MASHMELLOWS ON TOP
9. STUFFED MUSHROOMS

10. PLUS GUACAMOLE DIP , SALSA WITH CHIPS , NUTS AND PIMENTED OLIVES FOR AN APERATIF

11. THERE WILL BE WINE AND APPLEJUICE AND COFFEE WITH WHIPPED CREAM FOR THOSE WHO WANT IT
12. AND OF COURSE OCEANSPRAY CRANBERRY SAUCE (BROUGHT FROM STATES...CAN'T GET IT HERE)

DEEP DISH APPLE PIE 

SURPRISE FOR ME

YESTERDAY MY WIFE SPENT THE DAY WITH HER FRIEND ARLYNE FROM THE SOUTH.
SHE DOESN’T WORK ON WEDNESDAY AND ARLYNE
WAS IN PARIS VISITING HER AUNT
WHO WORKS IN THE MINISTERY OF THE INTERIOR.
THEY HAD LUNCH AT “ PLANET HOLLYWOOD” ON THE CHAMPS
AND THEN WENT TO SEE THE WHISTLER EXIBIT.

WHEN SHE CAME HOME I WAS ON THE COMPUTER.
SHE CAME IN AND SAID “I’M HOME HONEY” IN A CUTESIE VOICE.
THEN CAME OVER TO ME AND GAVE ME A PECK ON THE CHEEK.
SHE SAID SHE HAD A LITTLE THANKSGIVING PRESENT FOR ME.
I DIDN’T LOOK UP AND SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO SEE IT.
I SAID OK WITHOUT LOOKING UP AND SHE HANDED ME A
MINI USB DRIVE.

I WAS AMAZED AND SAID ARE YOU DYING?
WHY THE GIFT? I WAS SO SHOCKED.
I HAD BEEN SURFING IOMEGA IN THE AFTERNOON CHECKING
OUT THE VARIOUS DRIVES.
NOT ONLY WAS IT A PERFECT THING TO GET,
BUT IT WAS A 256MG.
WOW! HERES A PHOTO.


IOMEGA 256mg MINI DRIVE 

WHEN WE WERE IN BED READY TO GO TO SLEEP,
I GOT A CALL FROM MY YOUNGER DAUGHTER ,
SAYING SHE HAD TALKED TO THE OLDEST WHO HAD BEEN
HANGING OUT WITH TIM CURRY AND THE GUY WHO PLAYS FRAZER’S BROTHER NEILS.
SHE WAS WORKING ON A SHOW THEY WERE IN.
SHE WAS HAPPY AS HELL CAUSE HE WAS ONE OF HER IDOLS AS A TEENAGER.
THE ONE THING NOONE COULD DO WAS
TALK ABOUT “THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW”.

WHAT A PERFECT ENDING TO A VERY COOL DAY

I AM MR CREOSOTE

You are Mr. Creosote! Restaurants just love you,
especially when you're throwing up all over the
other patrons...


What Monty Python Sketch Character are you?
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I AM FROM VENUS

You Are From Venus

You love all forms of beauty. You love dressing up and anything luxurious. A social butterfly, you're incredibly popular and a great host. You're known for your fairness and affection. And as a frind to all. Careful though! You're desire to please may make you too willing to conform. Be yourself. Focus on what matters to you. You'll be all the more popular for it.

What Planet Are You From?

TODAY

IT'S 7°C TODAY AND CHANCE OF RAIN.
WE'RE GOING TO NEMOURS TO TAKE IN SOME PLANTS AND ARE STAYING OVERNIGHT.
TOMORROW CARREFOUR WILL BE OPEN AND ON THE WAY BACK WE WILL ORDER THE TURKEY FOR THANKSGIVING.

ANNIE LIKES THE ONE FROM THEM AND NOT FROM 10/10 .
OH WELL, THE WOMAN RULES AND I COOK!

I REMEMBER

1)BUYING A PACK OF LUCKY STRIKES FOR MY DAD IN THE CANDY STORE FOR$.21

2)GOING TO 3 DOUBLE FEATURES ON A SAT AND PAYING LESS THAN A BUCK FOR ALL 6 MOVIES
PLUS CARTOONS.

3)MY FIRST YEAR IN COLLEGE WITH $10 A WEEK ALLOWANCE I COULD PAY MY TRAIN FAIR,LUNCHES,DATE ON THE WEEKEND AND ON SUNDAY NIGHT AT 10:30 PM IN THE 14TH street
SUBWAY STATION BUY 2 HOT DOGS, A KNISH, A COKE AND GET A NICKLE CHANGE BACK FROM MY DOLLAR.

4)MY FIRST JOB 35HR A WEEK PAID LESS THAN I MAKE NOW FOR 50 HRS A MONTH.

5)IN GRADE SCHOOL I CAME HOME FOR LUNCH AND LISTENED TO AUNT JENNIE AND WHEN OUR GAL SUNDAY WAS ON IT WAS TIME TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL.

6)ON THE RADIO THE GREEN HORNET, MR KEANE TRACER OF LOST PERSONS, THE INNER SANCTUM,THE LONE RANGER,AMOS AND ANDY,AND SKY KING.

7)I ALSO REMEMBER THAT THERE WAS ONLY 1 CAR ON MY BLOCK.

8)BUYING 50 SOFT PRETZELS AT A BAKERY FOR $.02 A PIECE AND SELLING THEM FOR $.05 A PIECE

HALLOWEEN KIDS

POINTY EARS ARE COOL

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SORE WINNERS

IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE SMART AMERICANS
HERE ARE SOME E ADDRESSES OF THE ASSHOLES WHO VOTED FOR BUSH



Sore winners have a few words for the opposition By Beth Quinn Times Herald-Record
Some of the Americans who count themselves winners in last Tuesday's election aren't exactly accepting their victory with graciousness. The following are excerpts from e-mails and voice mail I've received since Bush's victory. Spelling and punctuation are their own. Hi Beth. Good luck on your move to Canada. And oh by the way p/u the other drunken Irish lush Ted Kennedy. And don't forget to take that other fat Irish slob Michael Moore. Pass them taters around. Ha! Ha! – Greg Klaus, formerly of Middletown gpk@ntelos.net (Note: For the record, I'm Dutch and Italian, not Irish. And while I can throw one back with the best of them, I've not yet reached the status of lush.) I hope you move to Australia. You can have your own pet salt water crocodile. – Bennett Stern bstern2@hvc.rr.com Hey Beth! Lovely day! God blessed America with a George Bush victory. What are you gonna' do? You cannot beat out our Lord Jesus Christ. HA HA HA HA! – No name, message left on voice mail (Note: Kerry was running against Bush, not Jesus.) I guess since the President was re-elected you are now filling your pants … So I guess you can take your list and use it where needed. – Irene solara@optonline.net The heartland of America told the decedent Yankee and the tree hugging (more important than people) left coast ... we are sick of your stupid selfish ways!! – Coachtugger@cs.com As you can see, the world spoke once again! ... Stop bashing Republicans, just because we have morals and we stand up for what is right, such as right to life, religion, family values, not the values of Kerry, Clinton, and Kerry's pathetic wife ... another ignorant Liberal. – Lori Cerisano, Newburgh LoriCJC@hvc.rr.com (Note: The world didn't speak. Only a bit more than half of Americans did. The world thinks we're morons.) Hopefully this is the last time your column will show up in the newspaper. I have been counting the days!!! Any way since my dog learned to go to the bathroom outside I have no more use for your column anymore. – Heywould Jablome bethquinnsucks@yahoo.com My my. I've heard of sore losers, but these folks are sore winners. They're like nasty little schoolchildren who say, "Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah" when a classmate falls down and skins her knee. Let me tell you something. I recently read about a young Kerry-Edwards worker who was campaigning door to door. When he knocked on the door of one house, the owner responded in a huff. "I'm a Republican!" she said, as she slammed the door in his face. "Didn't you see my flag?" That, in the end, is what it boils down to. People like that huffy woman and my e-mailers act as though the riffraff who dare to speak out against Bush's policies are unwanted foreigners wandering their land. Yes, John Kerry conceded the election last Wednesday. But neither he nor his supporters were silenced. That's not what an election is about. For the moment, the pendulum in America is still swinging so hard to the right that the nation is off balance and in danger of becoming unhinged. But take heart, fellow losers. If the winners feel so threatened that they're still resorting to name-calling, we must keep on doing what we do – shine the light. And I have only this to say in response: Don't you see my flag? Beth Quinn's column will continue to appear on Monday despite the sore winners' wishes. Talk to her at 346-3147 or at bquinn@th-record.com

GETTING OLD

1. I WENT TO BED LAST NIGHT AT 9 P.M.
   
   
2. I GOT UP EVERY HOUR AND COULD NOT
   GET COMFORTABLE.
   
3. I HURT. I WENT TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH BUT IT WAS COLD
   
4. WENT BACK TO THE BED AT 3AM
   
5. STILL GOT UP EVERY HOUR.
   
   
6. GOT UP AT 6 AM HAD BREAKFAST
   USUALLY MY FAVORITE MEAL.
   
7. MY EGGS HAD DOUBLE YOKES AND ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS TWIN CHICKS.
   
8. I HAD TROUBLE FINISHING THEM WITH THE THOUGHTS OF THE TWINS.
   
   
9. WENT TO WORK? IT WAS 7°C BUT I WAS FREEZING,HURTING AND COULDN'T WAIT TO RETURN.
   
   
10. THIS IS WHAT OLD IS..IT SUCKS...
    
11. 2 YEARS 8 MONTHS AND 14 DAYS TO RETIREMENT....HOPE I MAKE IT.

BLEAK

TODAY IS BLEAK
THE SKY IS GREY AND IT'S
CHILLY IN THE APPT.

HAD MY USUAL BREAKFAST BUT IT WASN'T SATISFYING.

TOMORROW IS BLUE MONDAY,
BACK TO WORK.
A WEEKEND TO FORGET

WHITE WASH

AFTER A SHORT PERIOD OF REFLECTION,

I HAVE DECIDED TO

ELIMINATE ALL REFERENCES TO

THE 2004 ELECTION FROM MY BLOG.

MY SWEETHEART

MY SWEETHEART

HER NAME IS LILLY AND SHE LOVES ANYONE WHO GIVES HER A LITTLE ATTENTION

I SCHRATCH HER NECK AND BEHIND HER EARS

SHE IS NOT MINE BUT I CHERISH HER COMPANY

AT MY POST.

MARINE ROOM

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WONDER....THE MARINE ROOM IS THE FRONT BEDROOM
WHICH ANNIE HAS THE INTENTION OF DECORATING WITH ALL THINGS THAT INDICATE THE SEA.

IF YOU NOTICE THE CEILING FIXTURE IS IN THE SHAPE OF A LANTERN LIKE THOSE ON A SHIP. THERE WILL BE PICTURES OF THE SEA AND SHIPS ETC.

I HOPE THAT CLARIFIES THE MARINE ROOM.

SPELLING

I'VE REREAD MY BLOG ENTRIES AND FOUND SEVERAL SPELLING ERRORS.

MY PHILOSOPHIE ON THIS SUBJECT HAS ALWAYS BEEN
" SECRITARIES WERE INVENTED TO CORRECT SPELLING AND GRAMMER" AND WHO AM I TO PUT SOMEBODY OUT OF WORK.

THE FRENCH ARE OBSESSIVE ABOUT IT, I DON'T GIVE A FLYING "F" ABOUT IT.

SO IF IT BOTHERS YOU WHEN YOU READ MY BLOG. I DON'T CARE!!!!

THE OLDER I GET ( AND THAT'S DAILY) THE MORE ORNARY I GET.
I WALK WITH A "HAIR TRIGGER" AND MY WIFE WILL ATTEST TO THAT!!!